Remembering Gary

Reach out to your friends in white yellow and blue
Think positive in all that you say and do
Call that old pal, make your mum a brew

Tomorrow may be too late to get it off your chest
Lay the ghosts of the past to rest
You can come through this test

We may wonder why we are still here
We can shed a tear
Or perhaps share a consolatory beer

But take a moment to think
Life can end as quickly as one can blink
Provide that missing link

Of love, laughter and support
We may have thought
That gentle Gary "wasn't the sort"

Our hearts hit the floor..
He had everything and more
But who knows what was eating away at the core

The pain, resentment and burning questions are still sore
We all remember where we stood
Now we stand together for the greater good
Marching on Together in tears sweat and blood

Not So Mighty Whites.. More Like White Sh... :(

Dodgy Dealings
A harsh red
But Varney was stupid..it has to be said!

The squad is threadbare
Warnock's squad needs more than elastoplast to repair

A cherished club in disarray
No one quite sure whether this takeover'sjust hearsay

Beastly Bad Banker/Santa Bates seemingly on the out
Prospective new owners reluctant to give clout

To a transfer spree
Not hard to see

Why the 'moronic' masses are voting with their feet
The floundering football doesn't have you on the edge of your seat

Same old rusty route one
Yet hang on..there's no need for a Warnock out ding dong!

Little to work with littleto cheer
Lets keep calm and have another beer..

Every cloud has a silver lining somewhere
You can't say Nutty Neil doesn't care

Poleon and co need to come back
Instill a sense of attack

Defence needs a brutish backbone
Come on somebody get on that phone!

So...takeover..deal or no deal?!
If there's no action soon a relegation battle could be real......

Don't Mention The Score...

The Leeds Lament

A harsh sending off
Had us under the cosh
Lack of options exposed need for dosh...
Wasted opportunities galore
Whilst the defensive wound was still sore
Watford took advantage to come back for more
Rodolph Austin's injury sickened us all to the core..confidence hit the floor...

Squabbles over a takeover cannot hide
The way in which Watford sliced open our side
Yet I don't totally condemn Warnock for the shocking slide
Thread bare on the bench
Still lingering in the air a foul stench
Of skulduggery and stealth from Bates tent
No doubt about his intent..

To stick around to see his Cheatski shoot us down
He won't yet be leaving town
Until he bleeds out every last pound...Chelski clown!

Ross McCormack come back ..quick!!!
The slick strike force of rivals makes me sick

That said, it'll take more than goals to make us tick
The rusty old cogs in midfield need a hand
As for defence..how hard is the game to understand?!
Keep calm, keep it on the floor!
Why is watching Leeds such a chore?!
Same old complaints time and time again like a broken record bore..
The grass isn't always greener ..
Eveyone has an opinion from the bellboy to the cleaner
If Lufc were a car it wouldn't be a brand new Beemer!!

More like a clapped out old banger that's seen better days
No matter what Bates says..
No more excuses! No more delays!
Harvey the dodgy dealer and his men
Need to get out their polished, poison pen
Go on, sign it! get on with it Ken!