The Fickleness Of The Fan

The Fickleness Of The Fan - a poem
Dioufy is a sewer rat get out of our club!
A few games later the masses are shrieking sign him up sign him uuuup!

We dont want Colin W...nker he's a git
Decent results ensue and now he's a hit
Paddy Kenny's over the hill and allegedly takes charlie
Some nice saves leaves us thinking hey mate you can come to my party!

We're dirty Leeds who gives a stuff
Action Man Austin, Breakable Bully Brown...go rough 'em up!
Oh no he got sent off what a clown
Well you did scream at him to take him down

The man may go past, the ball may flick by
But not at the same time....sighh Suspensions, injuries, schoolboy errors we do things the hard way
But Nutty Neil likes the gritty display

Get stuck in roll up the sleeves Every fan believes
This may be our time
But not until Bates takes down the for sale sign

Arabs park up the camels and open the purse
Tuesday night hoodoos are no longer a curse


Yeah the fickleness of the fan Means Warnock may not be our man
Come Christmas we may lament
For kicking out an old pensioner we may repent

But no tears will be shed for Bad Santa Bates
Whatever it takes

We will keep the white flag flying high
Reach for the sky

Who knows what's in store
Come on lads keep the ball on the floor!
Concentrate kids and why so serious Tom Lees?
Oi Dioufy stop spitting please!
Keep together
Brave the cold wet windy weather
We are proud...
No pessimists allowed!