Ipswich Glitch?

Pitch pulled apart
We're going to hell in a handcart

No excuses boys
Put away those toys

Roll up the sleeves
Send for a strong whisky Jeeves

Funny results about
Still in with a shout

Not a classic
Midfield didn't quite tick

Bang average game
This is not about blame

Should not feel like a defeat
Let's be upbeat

Few thought we'd be in the mix
We can squabble about who Garry picks

Yet make no mistake
Saturday all three points we must take

Big call
Must give all

No time for an off day
It must go our way

Bang heads together
Marching on together

Ship Shape And Bristol Fashion?

We've had our blips
Fewer misses than hits

Chris Wood
Is rather good

Hernandez has silky skill
Huddersfield winning a bitter pill

But we've ridden the storm
Returning to form

Pontus back
Defence best form of attack

Yet they gave us scares
Splitting hairs

We're doing alright
Table looking bright

3pts for Valentine's Day
Wahey ;)

Will the real defence stand up?!

It's 50 Shades of Leeds
Defence wilted like rotting leaves

 Sometimes you have to accept the punishment
For all the intent

We just didn't get going
Nothing ebbing nor flowing

 Heyho
Here we go

Negative vibe merchants out to play
Just wasn't our day

Hope Jansson's back in midweek
3pts we seek

We've been 'Warnocked'
Midfield shellshocked

Tactics strangled the game
Felt league one style lame

Scruffy stuff
Didn't do enough

We conceded poor goals
Had we swapped managerial roles?

Thought Warnock was still ours
As the mood sours

Let's get a grip
It's just a dip

Cardiff did a number on us
Parked the bus

Fussy ref was irritating
Everything about the game frustrating

Never mind
I'm the positive kind

Tough test Tuesday
Learn from today

In Monk we trust
Promotion or bust

Managerial Meltdowns

In the past a defeat like that would condemn our season and make us worry for safety but we are still in promotion mix... roll on Cardiff!

The Dog Botherers Bite Hard...

Bartley had an off day
Things didn't go our way
Second half display

Made us look bang average honestly
Viera a busy bee
Youthful exuberance costly

Referee card mad
Chances we had
Needed to calm down a tad

Managerial meltdowns
Scathing put downs
What a bunch of clowns

Those dog botherers will drop
But they were better fair cop
No need for an open top

Bus display
The season did not end today
Put those party poppers away

Jansson not as bright
Hernandez not quite right
But we are still up for the fight

New boy Pendraza (sic) promising
This defeat will sting
But here's the thing

I believe in the side
We'll turn the tide
Still have pride

Off day that's all
Only eleven men and a ball
Let's have a rallying call

To bounce back
Shuffle the pack
Put Cardiff on the rack

All aboard the feel good train

The cup "performance" was tragic
But Pontus Jansson's magic

The wheels are back on
Garry's the best manager bar none

Blackburn made us grind
Momentum hard to find

Not a classic
Though Hernandez makes us tick

But hey it's 3 points today
Still a few games to play

Positivity once more
The weekend was poor

Yet we've bounced back
Subs changed tack

Urgency of response
No nonsense

Is a relief
Still grief

Over transfer dealings
Mixed feelings

Get Pontus signed
Over the line

A deal for Garry please
Ooh Leeds you tease

Leaving us in the lurch
Can't wait to return to church

I mean Elland Road a fortress once more
This feeling of bouncing back I adore

 I absolutely can't stop this positivity
Pouring the Bacardi