Monday, September 17, 2012

Banter & Balls.. A Poem

Who will be the local hero?
Just one day to go...
Who will land the killer blow?
Will the tricky Tigers roar?
Or are we in for a 'bore' draw ?
Who will hobble off the pitch feeling sore?

Rosenior, Dawson & some (unpronounceable) Sunderland loaner
Are current heroes of a mate who dresses like a bumblebee
Yep , I'm talking about the orange and black of Hull City...
Ripping off 'The King' in their anthem
Come on boys lets get into them..
Pacy wingers? gloriour goals? ha..no problem!
Dirty Leeds will leave a 'calling card'
Dot to dot stud marks 'cos we're well 'ard
Not one will be left unscarred
Cant help falling in love with you?!
Nahhhh you know it's true
That the only true romance is in white yellow and blue!!!

Becchio blows hot and cold
Yet truth be told..
If I may be so bold
I've taken a shine
To our Smithy wannabe Argentine
With no Ross McCormack it's time
For Luciano to step up to the plate
The 3pts are ours to take!
Make no mistake
Our squad is smaller than Posh's main meal
Forget about the on off takeover 'deal'
We need to stick together..get real

Midweek games shouldn't be a curse
Let's not fantasise about Beastly Bates in a hearse
Nor bat our expectant eyelids at some Arab's princely purse
The fans will make a magnificent noise
To help the boys
Now now.. put away the toys
Fantasy footy, Fifa, all very fun
But eyes front lads and lasses on the Elland Rd turf there's a grudge match to be won!
Marching On Together..let's get the job done!

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