Monday, November 12, 2012

Don't Mention The Score...

The Leeds Lament

A harsh sending off
Had us under the cosh
Lack of options exposed need for dosh...
Wasted opportunities galore
Whilst the defensive wound was still sore
Watford took advantage to come back for more
Rodolph Austin's injury sickened us all to the core..confidence hit the floor...

Squabbles over a takeover cannot hide
The way in which Watford sliced open our side
Yet I don't totally condemn Warnock for the shocking slide
Thread bare on the bench
Still lingering in the air a foul stench
Of skulduggery and stealth from Bates tent
No doubt about his intent..

To stick around to see his Cheatski shoot us down
He won't yet be leaving town
Until he bleeds out every last pound...Chelski clown!

Ross McCormack come back ..quick!!!
The slick strike force of rivals makes me sick

That said, it'll take more than goals to make us tick
The rusty old cogs in midfield need a hand
As for defence..how hard is the game to understand?!
Keep calm, keep it on the floor!
Why is watching Leeds such a chore?!
Same old complaints time and time again like a broken record bore..
The grass isn't always greener ..
Eveyone has an opinion from the bellboy to the cleaner
If Lufc were a car it wouldn't be a brand new Beemer!!

More like a clapped out old banger that's seen better days
No matter what Bates says..
No more excuses! No more delays!
Harvey the dodgy dealer and his men
Need to get out their polished, poison pen
Go on, sign it! get on with it Ken!

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